Fuck it, if this post receives 2000 upvotes I will tattoo a goose on my ass
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Original posts by u/SseCn8jx on subreddit r/waterloo on Reddit
Editor’s Note: All updates were made within original post
16 Dec 2016: Fuck it, if this post receives 2000 upvotes I will tattoo a goose on my ass
I’m serious. Let this be the nuclear shitpost that ends the meme war between /r/uwaterloo and /r/UofT.
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If I don’t finish the Fall 2016 exam period with a goddamn goose disrupting my ass, I will transfer to /r/UofT and denounce Feridun.
Decide which cheek to disrupt in the comments.
14:05 EST Update: We broke 2000 in about an hour. RIP my ass cheek. This is gonna be glorious. PM me if you can recommend a tattoo artist in Toronto.
Second update: This is definitely going to happen. I owe it to the internet. Over the next few days I will be in touch with some artists to design the actual tattoo. Likely the actual event will happen the first week of January. Thanks also to everyone for offering to fund the tattoo. If we decide to livestream the event, I’d prefer that we set up a site where everyone can donate to a local mental health centre or food bank.
Dec 15 update: Tattoo parlor consultation is booked for tomorrow.
Dec 16 update: The tattoo will happen Friday January 6th.
Jan 5 update: The work will happen tomorrow!
Jan 6 update: Work in progress (Editor’s note: broken link removed)
Final update: Here it is!
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